✨Oz✨

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

For me to find my tags bc I can’t remember anything

Oz rambles (could b anything)

Oz’s culinary adventure (cooking/baking etc)

Oz watches actual tv (not anime (maybe not Netflix))

Oz rants (prattling or ranting what ever)

Oz’s get swole journey (exercise perhaps)

Oz’s nostalgia trip (old posts or posts about old things)

Oz’s anime watch (anime✨)

Oz’s musical adventure (making music or listening 👀)

Oz’s questionable venture (dumb stuff)

Oz’s French adventure (French✨😭)

Oz’s cooking adventure (food)

Oz’s baking adventure (bread thus far)

Oz’s creative adventure (making stuff??)

Oz is crafty

Oz’s writing adventure (writing stuff sometimes)

Oz’s music adventure (talking about making music lmao)

Oz’s tv adventure (reality tv mostly)

Oz watches Netflix

Oz plays a game

Oz plays fallout 4

Oz’s photography

Oz plays Pokémon

Oz’s Halloween outfit saga

Oz plays skyrim

Oz answers an ask

Oz dog tag


Lol I thinks that’s all

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

johannestevans
teaboot

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

feral-bookwoom

On it boss!!

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teaboot

[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]